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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
DO THIS
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click “listen”
2) Set the translator to translate German to German
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click “listen”
Polar Bear Attack, Victim Survives
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and did nothing to stop the attack! Local newspaper say that the victim has made full recovery.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
An Old Man And His Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son:
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son:
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Lazerdisk Party Sex: Safe Mix Vol. 2!
Safe Mix Volume 2 by LAZERDISK PARTY SEX
The 2nd installment to the Safe Mix series. Enjoy
TRACKLIST:
Brazilian Girls - Good Time (Diplo Remix)
Black Tiger - Sex Majik
Will Eastman - Feelin' (Vocal Mix)
Duck Sauce - Grand Steppin'
Wolfgang Gartner - Clap
Debruit - Nigeria What?
Donna Summer - Bad Girls (SonicC Bootleg)
Miami Horror - Holidays (TABS Remix)
Grateful Dead - Shake Down Street (Tommie Sunshine and Figure EC$TACY Edit)
Riva Starr - I Was Drunk ft noze
The Knocks - Dancing with the DJ
Daniel Haaksman - Hands Up (Emynd Remix)
Spoek Mathambo - Mshini Wam (Canblaster Remix)
Edward Sharpe - Home (Party Supplies Remix)
Skrillex - With Your Friends
Black Tiger - Sex Majik
Will Eastman - Feelin' (Vocal Mix)
Duck Sauce - Grand Steppin'
Wolfgang Gartner - Clap
Debruit - Nigeria What?
Donna Summer - Bad Girls (SonicC Bootleg)
Miami Horror - Holidays (TABS Remix)
Grateful Dead - Shake Down Street (Tommie Sunshine and Figure EC$TACY Edit)
Riva Starr - I Was Drunk ft noze
The Knocks - Dancing with the DJ
Daniel Haaksman - Hands Up (Emynd Remix)
Spoek Mathambo - Mshini Wam (Canblaster Remix)
Edward Sharpe - Home (Party Supplies Remix)
Skrillex - With Your Friends
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Today On The Today
Kanye West had a full-on Twitter meltdown the other day over a Today Show interview with Matt Lauer he claimed was disrespectful. The particular moment Kanye found so offensive starts at 5:30.
Love him or hate him, Yeezy’s got the prima donna thing on lock.
(If the YouTube embed goes down, the interview can also be seen here.)
[@videogum.]
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
A Certain Red Sox Fan Singing A Floyd Tune With Sinead & Friends
Most of you who know me, are sure to understand my deep appreciation for this clip! My main man Leland turned me towards this vid. Floyd performing "Mother" with Sinead O'Connor on lead VOX and 3 of my favorite musicians ever, surrounding her: Garth Hudson on accordion with his beautiful silver main warming his rosy cheeks. Rick Danko, belting every word of his backup vocals like they were his last. And of course, head honcho, Levon Helm, also on backup vocals, with beard straight as can be, and a jolly old Sox hat atop his humble head. So great!
I would also, please, like to add how sick it would have been to be at this performance! Look at that line up! I would have been rapidly soaking my way through my weeping towel (as a close friend calls it). Sickness...
Monday, November 8, 2010
Sunday, November 7, 2010
100th Post! Lazerdisk Party Sex @ Higher Ground, December 9th!
DEC09THU
LAZERDISK PARTY SEX AND I'M PARTYING PRESENTBLACK LIGHT WHITE OUT PARTY
Black Light White Out Party
The concept for the Black Light White Out happened when the like
minded forces behind Lazer Disk Party Sex and I’M PARTYING.com go
together with the idea to throw the wildest winter party Burlington
has ever seen. Black Light White Out will take the idea of a Black
Light party to the next level showcasing an over the top light show
with crazy on stage production. To be blunt, this will not be your
standard down town dance party. Attendees are encouraged to wear
white and get down with the Black Light glow. The Orator and DJ’s D
Kid and D Cutz will open the show with LDPS providing the headlining
banger set of the night.
The concept for the Black Light White Out happened when the like
minded forces behind Lazer Disk Party Sex and I’M PARTYING.com go
together with the idea to throw the wildest winter party Burlington
has ever seen. Black Light White Out will take the idea of a Black
Light party to the next level showcasing an over the top light show
with crazy on stage production. To be blunt, this will not be your
standard down town dance party. Attendees are encouraged to wear
white and get down with the Black Light glow. The Orator and DJ’s D
Kid and D Cutz will open the show with LDPS providing the headlining
banger set of the night.
I’M PARTYING
I’M PARTYING.com started out as a simple t-shirt and a concept: To
bring out the party in everyone through our clothing. Started in the
spring of 2010 by 4 University of Vermont students and graduates the
idea quickly took off. We make clothing centered around having a good
time and enjoying the finer things in life. We love to party, we love
to design t-shirts and we love to spread the word. I’M PARTYING.com
not only creates the shirt, but we help create the party. Wear the
product, live the life, party on!
I’M PARTYING.com started out as a simple t-shirt and a concept: To
bring out the party in everyone through our clothing. Started in the
spring of 2010 by 4 University of Vermont students and graduates the
idea quickly took off. We make clothing centered around having a good
time and enjoying the finer things in life. We love to party, we love
to design t-shirts and we love to spread the word. I’M PARTYING.com
not only creates the shirt, but we help create the party. Wear the
product, live the life, party on!
Lazerdisk Party Sex
http://listn.to/LazerdiskPartySex
Lazerdisk Party Sex is an electronic DJ/Production collaboration between Burlington, Vermont based artists Pres—a mashup and remix producer—and ZJ—a turntablist of eleven years. Combined, the pair has shared the stage with acts such as Common, MSTRKRFT, Ozomatli, The Roots, Wale and many more.
http://listn.to/LazerdiskPartySex
Lazerdisk Party Sex is an electronic DJ/Production collaboration between Burlington, Vermont based artists Pres—a mashup and remix producer—and ZJ—a turntablist of eleven years. Combined, the pair has shared the stage with acts such as Common, MSTRKRFT, Ozomatli, The Roots, Wale and many more.
Having performed many years on their own, the two decided to join forces in 2010. In addition to their live performances, they have gained widespread recognition for their remixes of “Like a Prayer” by Madonna , “Pony” by Ginuwine and “Dirty talk” by Wynter Gordan. Their production continues to be featured on many well-read blogs. As a result, they have made it to the top of the music blog aggregator, The Hype Machine’s, popular charts on multiple occasions. They are continuing to produce quality remixes on a regular basis, and are actively performing all along the East Coast.
IM PARTYING
http://impartying.com/
http://impartying.com/
D Kid and D Cutz:
http://vimeo.com/12938055
http://vimeo.com/12938055
The Orator:
(Mushpost | 90.1 WRUV) « less
(Mushpost | 90.1 WRUV) « less
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Police hunt 'The Midnight Knitter' wool graffiti bandit
Police hunt 'The Midnight Knitter' wool graffiti bandit
A guerilla knitter is gradually covering a New Jersey town in brightly coloured wool - and authorities have no clue who the rogue crafter is.
An unknown person or persons - dubbed 'The Midnight Knitter' by West Cape May residents - is covering tree branches and lamp poles with little sweaters under cover of darkness.
Mayor Pam Kaithern says police are looking into the knitted graffiti, which is technically against the law, as it is being done on public property without permission.
However, the mayor and many residents admit they're delighted by the woolly rainbow of colours that has popped up.
'We don’t know who it is. Technically, they shouldn’t be doing it. The police are asking about it, but it’s fun and it’s a mystery,' Kaithern told local newspaper The Press of Atlantic City.
And she added that she's not even that keen for police to get to the bottom of the affair. 'Lets' keep it a mystery,' she said.
The knitter even has a website, a Facebook page and a MySpace, under the name of 'Salty Knits', where they describe themselves as 'Knitters that got sick of knitting kitten mittens.'
The Facebook page is filled with overwhelmingly positive comments about the undercover needlework. One said: 'Don't give in to requests for you all to identify yourselves . . . just keep doing what you're doing. Mystery is nice.'
The rogue knitter is happy with the attention the woolwork has been getting - but is now concerned that the added attention may make it harder to carry out their work, saying on Facebook a few hours ago: 'Today has been so crazy. Now we have to figure out how to put new tags up without being spotted!'
Guerilla knitting has been an increasingly widespread phenomenon over the past few years, with yarn enthusiasts taking to the streets of cities around the world to encase parts of them in wool.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816969-police-hunt-the-midnight-knitter-wool-graffiti-bandit#ixzz14Wyv9OlE
Friday, November 5, 2010
Hot Violin Girls System of a Down Cover
Now I'm scared of them for two reasons. They are hot AND they are more talented than I am...
Short Film: Signs
Patrick Hughe's short: Signs from Mario Seekr on Vimeo.
This film is great. So much emotion, and so easy to make! The whole time I was watching this (not to mention how captivated I was) I was saying to myself "Why didn't I think of this?". I don't usually love silent shorts, but this one is only 1/2 silent. The only sounds we don't get to hear are the voices of the girl and the guy. Very well done!
20 Sick Tilt-Shift Videos
I’m sure you have seen some amazing tilt-shift photos – if not, tilt-shift creates an effect that turns normal sized objects or scenes into miniature-like. It is done by special tilt-shift lenses that have very limited depth of field. To start playing with this technique you need to buy a tilt-shift lens, attach to your dSLR camera and start shooting.
In this post we wanted to feature some of the best videos applying this technique. To make such amazing pieces you can see below, just take your time lapse tilt-shift photos and create video using some video editing software (it is most popular technique) . Scroll down your our 5 quick tips on creating tilt-shift videos.
Check out our Fake Tilt-shift Photoshop Tutorial!
Astonishing Tilt-Shift Videos:
The Sandpit from Sam O’Hare.
5 Quick Tips to Create Tilt-Shift Time Lapse Videos:
1) Get some tilt-shift lens
(we assume you have the camera). If you want just to experiment – ask your friends, maybe they have this type of lens as they are pretty expensive.
2) Think about some interesting scenes to shoot. Scene should include some moving objects as they look very interesting in your ‘miniature’ world. People, cars etc works great!
3) Experiment how fast to take shots. there are no standarts how much frames per second you should take, just play arond and see what works for you best.
4) Try to shoot from above. Remember – you are trying to create miniature effect!
5) Search for some great music track as it helps to create right feeling. You can also play with frames, even add some effects that match music when editing video.
2) Think about some interesting scenes to shoot. Scene should include some moving objects as they look very interesting in your ‘miniature’ world. People, cars etc works great!
3) Experiment how fast to take shots. there are no standarts how much frames per second you should take, just play arond and see what works for you best.
4) Try to shoot from above. Remember – you are trying to create miniature effect!
5) Search for some great music track as it helps to create right feeling. You can also play with frames, even add some effects that match music when editing video.
--Photoble.com
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I'm Watching/Listening To...
RJD2 - Work It Out (Music Video)
This is pretty old but I recently stumbled upon it minutes after playing the song on my comp, so it only made sense to post it. Rumor has it, this crutch-dancer is actually crippled. Dude is half vegetable and he is 10 times cooler than I'll ever be.
(www.spinner.com) Post hip-hop troubadour RJD2 teamed with dance and media artist Bill Shannon for the 'Work It Out' video. Shannon, born with a degenerative hip condition, developed a way to express himself through dance (and even skateboarding) on crutches. Director Joey Garfield took to the streets of New York and captured one continuous shot of Shannon, injecting RJD2 into random roles throughout the video.
This is pretty old but I recently stumbled upon it minutes after playing the song on my comp, so it only made sense to post it. Rumor has it, this crutch-dancer is actually crippled. Dude is half vegetable and he is 10 times cooler than I'll ever be.
(www.spinner.com) Post hip-hop troubadour RJD2 teamed with dance and media artist Bill Shannon for the 'Work It Out' video. Shannon, born with a degenerative hip condition, developed a way to express himself through dance (and even skateboarding) on crutches. Director Joey Garfield took to the streets of New York and captured one continuous shot of Shannon, injecting RJD2 into random roles throughout the video.
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