Debaucheria: A Short Film

Debaucheria from Dwight Stannard on Vimeo.

Epic Beard Man Collection

The Epic Beard Man short documentary:

Really Solid Food Review

DEFINITELY A BUY

You Got Me

Listen to the entire "Levon Helm and the RCO All-Stars" album for a bunch more bangers like this.

Fight For Your Right - Revisited

Another Movie Trailer of the Day: A red-band (re: NSFW) trailer for the Beastie Boys’ 22-minute short-slash-Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 2 promo, Fight For Your Right – Revisited.

The film, which stars Elijah Wood, Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, John C. Reilly, Seth Rogen, and Jack Black among many other awesome actors, has no official release date, but is screening in LA later this month if you happen to be in the area.

--thedailywhat

IT'S RAY!!

So many people like this, so I had to post. Enjoy Ray and his camera-wielding friend, buddies.

Some New Skip

This Guy Has The Life

This is a life I would like to live.

Heather Russell is Good.

Jeremy Rowley Funny

The Shaving Helmet

I feel that in the next several years this will replace my laptop as the most used item that I own. Those of you who know me, take note around any given holiday or birthday if you can't make up your mind on what to get me.

p.s. Larry David would be disgusted...

Guy Has Brain Fart While Discussing Christina Aguilera’s Performance

Local Arizona NBC 12 reporter Tram Mai got a sample of opinions from three men on Christina Aguilera’s butchering of the national anthem. She cuts him off, even though you KNOW he was about to say something really astute.

--BuzzFeed

The King's (Real) Speech

What a huge effort! Can you imagine how much he had to overcome to be king?

Bowl Of Water Magic Trick

I want to do this. Don't tell anyone you turkeys.

Planets Viewed From Earth As If They Were At The Moon’s Distance

Scale from Brad Goodspeed on Vimeo.

I could live with that...

The History Of Hip Hop via Beatbox

REALLY Digging Rich Pelligrino's Work

Marty McFly 5×7 gouache, ink, watercolor, and acrylic on hardboard

Doc Brown 5×7 gouache, ink, watercolor, and acrylic on hardboard

Illustrations by Rich Pellegrino

Lazerdisk Party Sex: Safe Mix Vol. 4!

Safe Mix Volume 4 by LAZERDISK PARTY SEX

Track List:
Drop The Lime - Hot As Hell Club Mix
Pinhead - All Aboard
Jan Driver - Tellyfoam Original Mix
The Glitch Mob - A Dream Within A Dream (Skeet Skeet Remix)
Louis Armstrong - When You Smile (Anto Remix)
Swick - Grown Up (Cassian Remix)
Lykke Li - Breaking It Up (Punks Jump Up Remix)
Douster - King Of Africa
Moullinex - Love it is, then
Jean Tonique - Dynomite Strikes Back
Cerrone - Give Me Love (Mix Chopin Re-imagination)
Mooqee & Pimpsoul - Keep Pounding Original Mix
Chromeo - Hot Mess (Duck Sauce Remix)
Malente&Dex - In Nightclubs (Camel Remix)
Daniel Haaksman - Kid Conga (DJ Rob 3 Remix)
Oh Land - Sun of a Gun (Savage Skulls Remix)
Steve Angello - Knas Original Mix
Yonilla Ice - Funky Moscow
Krizz Luco - Ngoma Original Mix
Beataucue - Disque Oh! Original Version
Hugg & Pepp - I Cant Breathe
Feed Me - Grand Theft Ecstasy

Hungry? Toss Yourself A Meat Salad [WARNING: EXTREME VIEWERS ONLY]

Salad. Except none of the bad stuff.

Cutie Patootie

This video would be creepy even if it was at full speed. People don't even seem to be enjoying her act! Its like "this chick is alright at singing" or "I totally can sing better than this broad". "She should put more work into her act". "Aren't her parents teaching her anything about sexy moves??". "Wow lose some weight girl, you're never gonna look like Beyonce eating Gerbers blueberry mash and carrot sticks..."

Sharon Osbourne seems to be the only one in the studio who realizes how wrong the whole situation is.

DOT DOT DOT... The Trailer

"In an age where the anonymous reviewer is held to no general standard of grammar or spelling, an intelligible trolling rant is a common and often eye-rolling occurrence. And when a game is meant as a parody of its genre, and a player playing it doesn't quite get the joke ... well, magic happens.

But the real triumph, is when an epic voice actor decides to perform a run-of-the-mill game review rant ... committing to all it's grammatical belligerence.

I present to you, Dot Dot Dot — Animated. I hop uyo enjo it." --ricepiratenewgrounds

Curb Season 8 Comes To NY!

Season 8 Tease - Larry Scare

This is the first official teaser trailer for the highly anticipated eighth season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, which switches the show’s setting from Los Angeles to New York!

Still no premiere date, but most estimates say September.

(thedailywhat.)

Joe Theismann Calls Danny Woodhead Danny Woodcock

A Barstool grab.

My Favorite Video of 2011

I am going to re-create this magical short clip. This is the best thing I have seen thus far in 2011.

Club Jam Of The Week

Plan B - Love Goes Down - Doctor P remix by time4planb

This shit freaks me out but it drops so hard in a hot and sweaty room.

The Big Lebowski visits The Little Lebowski

Watch the full episode. See more American Masters.

Jeff Bridges visits the Village’s world-famousLittle Lebowski Shop in this short preview of PBS’s American Masters doc Jeff Bridges: The Dude Abides, which airs this Wednesday at 8PM EST.

[vulture.]

Real Life Super Hero

Vigilante justice has come to Seattle, and the caped crusaders drive a Kia.
Seattle police say a group of self-described superheroes have been patrolling the streets at night trying to save people from crime. They call themselves the Rain City Superhero Movement and say they're part of a nationwide movement of real-life crime fighters.
The national website -- cited in a police bulletin sent to Seattle officers Wednesday -- states "a Real Life Superhero is whoever chooses to embody the values presented in super heroic comic books, not only by donning a mask/costume, but also performing good deeds for the communitarian place whom he inhabits."
Police say the "costume-wearing complainants" are lucky they haven't been hurt.
In one instance, police say a caped crusader dressed in black was nearly shot when he came running out of a dark park. In another case, a witness on Capitol Hill saw the crusaders wearing ski masks in a car parked at a Shell station and thought they were going to rob the place.
Police got the license plate and found those masked characters drove a Kia Fate registered to one of the character's godmothers, department staff said. She told police her godson goes around doing good deeds.
Costume includes ballistic cup
Investigators identified nine people dressed in costume going around Seattle after dark. A police source said the characters go by Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88, Penelope and Phoenix Jones the Guardian of Seattle.
But don't listen to Captain Ozone or Knight Owl, police were told. They're apparently not part of the group.
Officers have learned the true identity of Phoenix -- a 22-year-old man whose costume includes a black cape, black fedora, blue tights, white belt and mask. Police say he's often driven by a young woman not in costume.
Officers say she usually doesn't get out of the car, instead letting the "superhero" do his thing.
Phoenix was interviewed by detectives this month and came to police headquarters dressed in most of his costume, police said.
"(Phoenix) apologized for not being in full costume, as it was being repaired after (he) was stabbed while trying to intervene with a drug dealer and a citizen," the police bulletin stated, according to a police source.
The man was not seriously wounded during the incident under Interstate 5, and police say he may not have actually been wounded.
Now, police were told Phoenix wears body armor, a ballistic vest, arm and leg trauma plates -- and a ballistic cup. Police were apparently told that bulletproof vest helped stop a bullet during an incident in Tacoma a year ago.
Others are expected to be at police headquarters this week for identification.
"I don't condone people walking around on the street with masks," said the man who called himself Phoenix Jones. "Everyone on my team either has a military background or a mixed martial arts background, and we're well aware of what its costs to do what we do."
Jones said he would talk in greater detail after a television news story is broadcast this weekend by our news partner, KOMO/4.
Keeping in superhero fashion, he didn't leave a return number.
Police say another incident with the self-proclaimed superheroes came about 3 a.m. Nov. 4 at Sixth Avenue and South King Street in the International District.
Police responded to a harassment complaint and found Phoenix the Guardian of Seattle dressed in a "black colored Batman costume and a black ski mask," department spokesman Jeff Kappel said.
He was standing with four other men and one woman, all in costume with their faces covered by ski masks and bandanas. They were dealing a man making threatening statements and swinging a golf club.
Police took the golf club as evidence. The "costume-wearing complainants" refused to press charges because they didn't want to identify themselves to officers, Kappel said. So the suspect walked.
Dangers of vigilante justice
"There's nothing wrong with citizens getting involved with the criminal justice process -- as long as they follow it all the way through," Kappel said, adding they want people to call 911 and be good witnesses, even if a case goes to court.
Police say they don't want people who aren't sworn officers putting themselves in danger.
They point to an unrelated case earlier this year in Maple Leaf. A man in his late 40s was working on his rental property near Northeast 77th Street and 16th Avenue Northeast when he saw men prowling his vehicle.
The man fought the prowlers and was winning, but one was able to inflict two knife wounds 3-inches deep. Large amounts of blood covered his clothes when medics arrived, and police say the man nearly died.
In another Northgate case from 2008, a man shot a car prowler who was trying to steal his stereo. The prowler died, and the suspect was charged with manslaughter. He's out now, but was sentenced to nine months in prison.
A member of the Rain City Superhero Movement told police the "superheroes" carry Tasers, nightsticks, pepper spray, but no firearms.
Police say they hope the self-proclaimed superheroes act as good witnesses instead of putting themselves in danger. The bulletin said a KOMO/4 news crew plans to follow the caped crusaders Friday night.
According to the national superhero website, the characters don't have to engage in violent fights to be a crime fighter, but should embody the values presented in super heroic comic books.
"Inspiration plays a major role in this, of course," character Entomo wrote on the page. "You can inspire people to believe in a symbol.
"You can inspire people to believe they can CREATE themselves a symbol and embody it --- and it's not a lie."

Can You See The Invisible Man?

Cute As Shit

Well I guess we've found the cutest little singer around.

You MUST Listen To This

Chad (aka Pres) showed this to me on our drive home from a weekend Lazerdisk Party Sex show in NYC. It's bananas. Take the 10 minutes to listen to it.

I Wish I Had Fuking Seen This...

NBC: 

These are the games that make us love football.

In an NFL playoff classic, the heavy underdog Seattle Seahawks shocked the defending Super Bowl championNew Orleans Saints, 41-36.

The game was one of the biggest playoff upsets of all time, and it had everything you could ask for: Back and forth action, a few moments that made you stare in disbelief, and highlight-reel plays worthy of being immortalized by NFL Films.

One of those highlights was, quite simply, among the greatest runs the game of football has ever seen: Late in the fourth quarter, with the Saints seeming to have all the momentum, Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch scored on a 67-yard run that will be remembered as one of the best plays in NFL history, an absolutely preposterous display of speed and power on which most of the Saints defenders got a hand on Lynch but no one could bring him down.

Lynch’s touchdown made the score 41-30 with just three and a half minutes to play. But anyone who had been watching the previous 56 and a half minutes knew that this game still wasn’t over: Drew Brees would, of course, drive the Saints right down the field for a touchdown that made the score 41-36 after the two-point conversion attempt was stuffed.

Unfortunately for New Orleans, the Saints’ onside kick went right into the hands of Seahawks tight end John Carlson (who had previously scored two touchdowns), and the Seahawks just had to run out the clock.

The 7-9 NFC West champion Sehawks were derided as the worst playoff team in NFL history, but they sure didn’t look like it on this January day in Seattle. They’ll be back next weekend to try to pull off another shocker.

And the Saints’ season is over.

The Decade's Top 11 Conan Celeb Moments

The Decade's Top 11 Conan Celeb Moments Here!

Jack Vale Funnies

Colin and I nearly cried watching this series of videos. Jack Vale is boys with Ed Bassmaster, another one of my favorites.

Levitating Girl In Russian Woods

What's the deal with this? Is it real or is it just super creepy. The fact that it's in Russia creeps me out. For some reason if the guy was talking in english, I would believe it alot less. I guess I just feel that Americans have much more time on their hands to make feaux vids like this one. I feel like Russians are too busy making bombs or something... wearing warm hats maybe..

Dude Low Ridin' Down the Highway

FAIRFIELD – Travelers on Interstate 95 southbound witnessed a very unusual sight around noon Thursday. An older man, wearing sunglasses, decided to take a trip down the breakdown lane. That might not be that strange, but the vehicle he took the journey in certainly was. The man was riding a red electric wheelchair, motoring along as cars whizzed past him. State Police said they are not sure where he got on the highway, but he got off at exit 24 in Fairfield. He was first spotted shortly before noon riding south toward the exit. State police did not issue the man an infraction and he left the highway on his own. But state police did make it clear that it is illegal to travel on a highway in an electric wheelchair or any type of motorized scooter. It is not known where the man was headed or why he decided to get on the highway.




Take that Tom Cruze.

Crazy Ass Chick Jammin To The Scatman

Crazy ass chick gettin' jiggy to the Scatman. I loved every second of this video.

Cavs give "Homeless Man With A Golden Voice" a Job and a Free House

NY Post – The homeless man with the “golden radio voice” wanted a second chance — and did he ever get it. As soon as Ted Williams, a panhandler who became an online hit after video of him begging on an Ohio roadside was posted to the Internet, appeared on a local radio show this morning the offers began pouring in — including a dream job with the Cleveland Cavaliers and a free house. “The Cleveland Cavaliers just offered me a full-time job and a house! A house! A house!,” repeated a stunned Williams, 71, on local radio station WNCI. A caller to the show who said she represented the Cavs offered Williams, who shot to stardom after local newspaper the Columbus Dispatch on Monday posted video of his perfectly-pitched panhandling, a full-time job doing voiceover work for the team and parent company and a free home in Cleveland. The Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, native trained to be a radio announcer before drugs and alcohol ruined his chances at a career, and he was reduced to begging on the side of a road in Columbus, Ohio, before the newspaper found him. Local police would refer to Williams as “Radio man,” when chasing him from his usual begging spots, where he earned around $30 an hour, Williams said. “I’ve been out there about a year; I just didn’t know anything like this would ever happen,” an overwhelmed Williams said earlier in the show. “There’s so many words. I’ve already been compared to [Scottish singing sensation] Susan Boyle … I’m just so happy.” Before the Cavs made their bid, the station said a group of credit unions offered Williams a contract worth up to $10,000; a caller claiming to rep MTV expressed interest in having him guest-announce a show; and callers who said they were the voiceover actors behind plugs for “The Simpsons” and “Entertainment Tonight” said they wanted him to compete on their upcoming “America’s Next Voice” — where the prize includes a home studio. For a man suddenly thrust from an Ohio roadside into the hearts of the world, Williams set his sights low. “Just to get back to some normalcy and responsibility — If I can a job, whether it’s a twenty-five or even $18,000, I’d be happy,” he said. “At least I know God has me where he wants me.”