MONTPELIER, Vt. — The lawyer for a Vermont man who claimed he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom says his lawsuit’s been settled out of court. Attorney Devin McLaughlin said Friday details of the settlement of the 2007 lawsuit are confidential and won’t be disclosed. Van Miguel Hartless sued the owners of the Rutland Burger King, Carrols Corp. of Syracuse, N.Y., which denied the claim and filed a countersuit. At the time, Hartless claimed his experience after biting into the Southwestern Whopper caused him “sustained pain and suffering, vomiting, nightmares, mental and emotional distress” and medical expenses. He couldn’t be reached for comment Friday. The Rutland Herald, which first reported the settlement, says Hartless and the company asked a court Oct. 6 to dismiss the case.
Is it weird if I’d be absolutely psyched to find a used condom in my burger? Like obviously I wouldn’t want to bite into it or anything. But if I just unwrapped my Southwestern Whopper and snuck a peek of a little shriveled up cum filled condom in between the pickles? Cha ching! Cha ching! I mean there are few things in this life that are auto-win lawsuits and this my friends is an auto-win lawsuit. Used jizz filled condom on a Whopper. Check please. And like I’ve said before I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as the next guy. Like suing for the coffee being too hot is absurd. However suing because the Burger King burger chef’s cum is splattered all over my Whopper’s special sauce is another matter entirely. That shit will get kmarko out of bed and into the courtroom with his hand out 1000 times out of 1000.
-- By kmarko posted October 15th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
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